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Funny things that make you smile :D

Tue Apr 5, 2011, 7:37 AM


I found this funny email today. I don't understand why people wrote things like that, or better, how can be serious! I start to laugh until the end of the "letter".
Ok, i'm in love with Jane Austen's books or Bronte's books but..this is too weird!

"did you receive my message here ? I had wrote you many tmes here in the past, and now I have the sospet that you don't read my messages or this network no delivery to you my mesages, it is very strange. I am sorry that I never have had this pleasure and honorum to know you seriously and to speak directly with you by phone or by skype, or other network (like Live Meseenger or Mesenger Yahoo). I want confess you my sensations, which I feel and that can perceive that you are a person very deep, sensitive, romantic, serious, and true inside you, I feel also that you are a person solar, magnetic and in the same time sensual. I don't know like explain you all this, I know that you don't will believe me, but I am oblaiged to get this risk from you to be judge from you in a way no good, probably you will get me like a fool if I have get this decision to write you, buit I have not another possibility. I know perfectly that it is too difficult write that I can feel for you, but i can assure you that between us can born a relation important I don't know if a deep friendship or relationship, I wish that you help me to discover all these my sensations and emotions that I can try looking and feeling you inside me, because my heart beat fast for you. My sweet Angel if you don't give me a chance to try it, we will remain always with this dubt. I will be happy if you will give me your trust, the test so I can try my seriety, sincerity, honesty and respect in every way . The reason why I am here is very simple and you might find it quite banal but I am here trying to discover the girl very special for me, and I can guarantee you that she is just you. I can't say that I am an ordinary man but I am that special who can definitely enter your life and arrange it. I am tender, careful, carismatic, fashinate, altruist, atletic, professional and sociable man with good sense of humor and I am looking for serious, faithful, intelligent, confident man who can learn to know me really in the my charactter and my personality, that can learn to know my heart, my soul, my seriety, hinesty and my dignity, I wish know a particular woman who will be on the one wave with me and that will respect me in every way. I want to drown into her eyes and have strong mutual and physical connection with her for ever. The Life is wonderful and we have it only one time. That's why I try to enjoy each moment of every day I meet with smile and positive thinking of my happy future with beloved one. I hope to read more from you soon. The next time that you will write me, I recommend to send me your number of your mobil, because I wish call you and know you better, so we can go in in confidencial one with the other. A deep kiss and a strong hug from your Marcello. "

He wrote also to me his telephone numbers..
the question is..
WHY i must call someone that i never meet.. to fallen in love?XD
i mean, if you're so awesome as you write.. why you search "love" on internet?I know it's hard to find someone important.. but..i found my boyfriend in a normal way..i've met him with other friends! :giggle:
However, i smile, that's important!XD

  • Mood: Hope
  • Listening to: Never Again - Theatres Des Vampires
  • Playing: The Sims
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Anche a me è arrivata oggi un'email assurda riguardo una mia amica che ha deciso di punto in bianco di troncare la nostra amicizia. E sai perché? Per cose dette che non le sono piaciute mesi e mesi fa. Alcune anche di un anno!.
Le cose sono due: o io sono un serial killer, uno psicopatico e dopo aver commesso i miei "delitti" me ne dimentico oppure
il mondo sta impazzendo e io sono l'unico ad essere rimasto lucido...
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=Ariel87 Apr 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O_O
Assurdo!
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:iconnexso:
Nel pieno rispetto della sua privacy, senza dirti il suo nome o altre informazioni su di lei, vorrei parlartene in maniera più approfondita tramite messaggio privato. Ti va oppure è meglio di no? In ogni caso, scrivere mi sta aiutando tanto e di questo non ti ringrazierò mai abbastanza. Sai che mi sto convincendo che è meglio scriverti che incontrarti di persona? Di solito (com'è successo oggi con un'altra mia amica) resto in silenzio, come se diventassi di colpo incapace di parlare. Non ho parlato proprio con nessuno, oggi. Forse perché scrivere mi da molti più stimoli.
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=Ariel87 Apr 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In questo periodo sono oberata :(
non credo riuscirei a risponderti con calma..tra lavoro, studio, viaggio da organizzare a giugno, mi sento esaurita!
Scrivere è la cura migliore :) io tengo diari da quando ero bambina..e certe volte preferisco scrivere che confidarmi :)
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:iconnexso:
Un giorno mi spiegherai con calma che cosa combini :D
Comunque, davvero, ti ringrazio per il tuo ascoltare questo tuo concittadino psicopatico :)
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=Ariel87 Apr 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oltre allo studio, sono la sorella maggiore quindi.. faccio tutto quello che fa una sorella maggiore XD
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:iconnexso:
Ah sì, ricordo. Me l'avevi detto una volta. Io invece solo il fratello minore di altri 2. Uno è cuoco e l'altro purtroppo soffre di schizofrenia. E poi ho un gattaccio di nome Flo che non ha altro che dormire sul mio letto o sulle mie ginocchia. :)
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=Ariel87 Apr 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Azz non me l'avevi mai detto di tuo fratello!:(
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~mandalamker Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
povero scemotto!!!!escluso dalla lista dei papabili:)
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=Ariel87 Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:giggle:
io penso che sia un testo random che vada copiando a tutte le ragazze che trova!
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